My laptop is PMSing! Dammit.
Okay, so when i switch on my laptop just now,
and it has lots of problems lah. i cant open any application.
Cant turn on the volume too. So i tried to scan my com.
And guess what, i cant scan with my symantic antivirus, at all!
Then i try scanning with Ad-aware, scan like 10secs, then com
auto restart.
restart liao, still the same problem. So tried rescanning it, it auto
restart again. But this time, i can open my application.
But the weird thing is, i cant use the bloody internet, although it
says in connected. Wth lah. When you are at home and theres no internet,
u will somehow feel dark and lonely. So i sian already lor.
Tried scanning again. I keep repeating the process.
After restarting like 7times in total, it worked!!!

My laptop is damaged, damaged.
I thought that i should let you know
That my laptop is damaged,so damaged,
I feel like smashing it on the floor.
How am I gonna fix it, fix it, fix it.

K thats so random lol. Now i dunno whether i shld try rescanning. scared
the whole problem will occur again. I need to get an external hardrive
soon. When is the next It show??

Ok, so today, Codpit and French module is down. Gotta reload myself
and bang down other modules.
And Yangtien is retarded, seriously.
I think he's a fake too, trying to act all pro and wise, when he's actually
a psycho. Hate him. Hate it when he laughed. Hope he
get choked by swallowing his tongue when he laugh again. That will
be so epic. And maybe and hopefully the other tutors are coming up
with a plot to throw yangtien out of this school too. eheheh.
Hmm that will be a great codpit idea.
And Im so glad Jacques the attention whore is not there during
presentation. Thats another tutor that i hate too. Act-cute frenchtoast.

I hope both of them make out on the Singapore flyer, and the capsule
they are in just fall off randomly and they die.
Lol k what am i thinking? Blame my laptop. My laptop made me pissed
till i cant think straight.

And so i just woke up from my afternoon nap.
But i still feel sleepy, although i slept for 5hrs!
Yeah, 5hrs!! Wth lah, wasted my afternoon.
And theres french test tomorrow. sian.
Not only that, theres presentation too.
Double the sianness. Super sianzing.

And so I wiki wiki.
I found out the Northern light is called
AURORA BOREALIS. the name is so cool lah.
It only happens in the northern hemisphere,
most often occurs in september to october,
and from march to april.

And not only i wiki wiki, i also went to singapore
airline website to check the ticket price to vancouver,
canada. It cost SGD2,392.00!!!!
I wanna get rich!!! And i wanna propose to my girl under
the Aurora Borealis.
It would be great if every1 in singapore donate to me 10cent.
And the total population in singapore is around 4,839,400.
Ya i googled!! So if every1 donates 10cent, im gonna get
$483 940!!! Shiok man.

I wish i can send some retarded chain letter email, that can
really work and make people donate to me ahaha.
K im talking nuts. Maybe they will donate to me, for me to go
see a psychiatrist

Northern light time lapse


I seriously want to witness this reallly bad!!
Omg lah. Its damn beautiful. Im gonna go live
in North Canada or something in the future.
Cant believe people over there witness this
like, twice every year lah. Damn freaking lucky.
Ya, its orgasm to the eyes.

Aite, yesterday went to east coast for a family picnic.
Hmm its been like, 8yrs since i went for a picnic?
maybe more.
my mum lah, so fussy. she's too hygienic. Cant stand the dirty
ground, dirty public toilet. haiz.
Went with my uncle and his family, and my grandma.
Maternal side. Not really close with my paternal side at all.

Went to swim in the beach. and my very smart cousin went
to swim, with only his white boxer on! the bulge is so damn
obvious and can see thru lah. Lol.
Didnt do much there, just walk around, talk and eat. Didn
rent a bike. but i got ride the 3seater bike with my cousins
for awhile. and i nearly crash lah, too heavy, and im the only 1
paddling, my cousins are too short to reach the paddle. And 1 of
them is a plus-sized.
Actually planning to overnight there, but my mum and aunt were
being a spoilt and they wanna go home. Actually we were not prepared
for an overnight.

Ohya, witness an eclipse yesterday!! But it was bright all the way though.
I saw the crescent shaped sun.Got lazy to wait for the full eclipse.
eyes damn pain. Its not like those Heroes kinda eclipse.
And we dont haf the nessesary(smbody help me with this spelling?)
equipment to see the eclipse better.

Ahh watever. screw the eclipse. It didnt give me any special powers.
Now Im pissed.

Hmm so i thought I will watch video episodes that
i missed during this holidays.
But wth? So i went to watch Prison Break online,
And its still stop at season4 episode16!!! Wth lah.
So i found out they stop releasing the episodes for
the moment, when the season is still not finished.
Probably some producer crisis. Sian lor. And i heard
they gonna release news episodes like, somewhere around
April? Crazy

Screw Prison Break. BUT!! Heroes Season 4 will be out
this 2nd February!!! OMG! cant wait sia.
And I've watched the trailer. Its gonna be about the government
trying to capture all those with powers. So the heroes will have
to work together to save themselves. Izint that awesome?!
No more Heroes vs heroes. Now its heroes versus mortals!!
And Sylar is gonna work for the government, against the heroes.
Sylar should just die, im sick of him being the bad guy. But i wish
theres a spinnoff, and hopefully sylar will be the good guys in
season 4.

K enough said, maybe i go watch naruto better. LoL

Finally! Oh man, its the holidays lahH!! power!
Yesterday went to CompassPoint, to get my cousin
a birthday gift. Dunno what to buy, so just bought
a cap and a bandana at 77th street.
Then head to Chuachukang to my uncle's house.

And i ate rice at there lah!!! Wahhh sinful sinful.
And i thought its a good start that im beginning
to lose 2kg. And now I ate rice, with super high
cholesterol dishes and gravy.
And i ate rice for brunch before that too, because
there's no other food.

and its like, these 2weeks i stop exercising already lah.
Blame school. Assgs screw up my Get Sexy Scheme.
But sometimes i did walk up to the 12th storey and back down
to my house on the 3rd storey, but that is like, 5mins of
exercise?!
Few weeks ago i very on loh, 5days a week i will do 1000skipping,
jumping jack and other shits until my mum said smthing like, i will
either lose 1kg or die on the spot, something like that lol.
K watch me, Im bringing sexy back. Yeahh!

And im starting to buy white clothing items. But white makes u bigger,
so i thk im gonna stick with black till i lose 5-10kgs.

Oh and i downloaded locoroco 2. And I download super fast lah. Its 1.4gb.
Yesterday i left home at 8pm, and leave my laptop on. when i got back at
1pm plus, its already done lah! But im not gonna play it, yet. So my sisters
shld be happy now. they keep playing locoroco 1 like, forever.

Sheesh why not go
"i wanna make love ahh ahh ahh ahh" instead.
Crazy Akon song. its gonna be overrated like
Low and lolli lolli pop that body song.

I admire and visually rape myself today!!!
Okay no dirty thoughts.
I was looking at my growing molars in this mirror
at my home, where it can makes things looks bigger.
u know, like a zoom in. But the mirror is flat eh, its not
concave or convex. Hmm must be supernatural mirror.
Sure got magic wan. Kk im going on a diff lane already.
Back to topic. Yah i was using a torchlight too.

So i was mesmerized at my mouth being "ctrl +". And it
makes my tongue super long lah, And when i phew phew
my tongue out, like u know, shoot it out real fast, it looks
so cool yet gross lah.
And the punching bag thingy dangling in my mouth looks so
fat and long too.

Then i move on to my nostrils. Nostrils nothing much to awe abt,
just that, it will be a great place for Locoroco. Yah it reminds me of
Locoroco bcoz some parts of the game haf hair-like structures lol.

Then i move on to my eyes. And this eyes make me go Wow the most.
So i point my torchlight at my eyes, and the black circle, inside the bigger
black circle,it got smaller reacting to the light! U cal it the pupil right? Watever. And my eyes
looks so sexy in brown! And theres like, black zebra-like stripes radiating
around the pupil. Whoaaa mann. And it looks very grainy too. So cool.
I've learnt Biology in secondary school, now i forgot almost everything.
But i remembered geography quite well till now. Geog the best!

My eyes were mesmerised, at their own reflection. Pretty cool huh.
K i sound so retarded and childish. Its like, im going 19 and i became
so excited just by taking a closeup look at my eyes and mouth.


Ohh change topic. Just now I saw 3birds at the hougang mrt station
escalator. The typical singapore black bird lah, no, not the crow.
They look freaking cute lah! They were like hopping around at the
front of the escalator, and ignoring every1 who walk pass them. Normally
singapore birds are cowards, they takes flight when people are close to them.
I just wanted to laugh lor. I thk they are those socialite birds, and they want
some limelight or something.
People reading ths might thing like, "hey, why is this lame guy talking about
typical birds on his blog? wat a loser". Yah very hard to explain the situation,
must see with your own eyes.

Change topic again. I thk the gameshow "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"
is so dumb and retarded. And the contestant are all stupid, bimbotic, and
hypocritical. Yesterday i watched it, and this guy takes like, 7seconds to solve
5x2 lah. He was like, "Ouhh, was is 2 x 5?" and every1 starts laughing.
I dunno how they choose the contestants, maybe those with bad exam grades can
join? If not, Im sure most of them are smart ass people who acts dumb, just
to haf a better chance of winning, despite, losing your dignity and telling
every1 you are an idiot and retarded on national tv.

Okays, my phone is okay liao!!

So i find out the incoming call wont show the name

of the caller because i haf duplicate contacts in my sim card.

So the phone cant make a choice whether to use contact A or

contact B, so in the end, the phone decided not to show any name.

Stupid. So i remove all the duplication and now it works fine!

And I now i relove my phone!

I just bought a new phone.
And the phone got problem!!!!
When someone call me, it will
only show the number of who is calling,
not their name although i got save their number
in my contact list. what the shit??
I've tried checking the setting and all, but its still
the same ehh. Fwuuah annoying.

Btw, just now, rite outside of AMK hub, in front
of macdonalds, There's this person selling pirated vcds.
And u know what, the Amk hub security guard stand
right beside of the person, facing somewhere else. LoL.
The guard noticed it, but just dont bother

i got a new voodoo doll, and he's a punk.
and the vampire keychain that i put on my phone,
died. So i replace it with my new punk friend.
But the ninja voodoo doll who looks after my thumbdrive
is dying too. he got cancer.

So im in a big dilemma now. 1 friend died, and the other 1
dying. And i dunno where should i put my new punk voodoo
keychain, on my phone or thumbrive. Maybe i should go make
1 more friend at mini toons? I probably need another voodoo
doll. i tnk im gonna get the smaller 1. But its so lame, the
smaller 1 cost more than the bigger 1.

But no, i shld be saving money. n im getting a new phone on
tuesday i thk. nokia 5320. now that high-level-upstairs phone.
But its a express music phone. And it has 3.5mm jack.
Yeahh im just looking for a great music phone.
And im a nokia guy. Dont feel like getting sony ericson
walkman phone. See? i dont even know how to spell ericson.
and i noe how to spell nokia. so that makes nokia better.

Ohh, my uncle told me Harvey norman got sell 1TB external
harddrive for $170 plus. Like woowww.
And he bought a 8gb thumbrive for $21 at some other place.
Hmmm but i rather buy 2 160gb external harddrive than a 1tb
harddrive. 1tb, if its spoiled and your stuffs in it is all
gone, U can start thinking of ways to kill yourself already,
because u probably will feel dark and lonely, and worthless
after all your stuffs u save in it is gone.

Taylor Swift - Love story


I love taylor swift, and her songs. She's pretty, nice
hair curls, and she sings and plays the guitar! That's 1 great
package. And i downloaded her album, Fearless. Her other songs
are really good too. Country music is very relaxing to listen to.
Just tell me if any1 wans her album.

And she's single now. She just broke up with 1 of the Jonas
Brothers. And Jonas Brothers are such players, they date
that Miley cyrus, the girl who act in Another Cinderella story,
the actress who act in twilight and others. wow.

2day was a draggg.
4hrs of French and Bernadette Plich really spoils your day.
And then there was lecture, at least its kinda short, and Mr.Jiunn
scares me lol. He's quite a pervert, but a funny guy.
And then character animation!!! I seriously hate that module.
It's so freaking dry and boring. I nearly fall asleep. Its like a
3hr of lecture in a class...
And bus ride spoils my dad. 325 that i took smells like smelly
armpit. stinks sia. the whole bus stinks. and the aircon is leaking!
And my stomach feels really bad rite now. Might be food poisoning.

And now im super duper pissed. I cant read or open my emails!!!
And i thought the problems lies with IE. But when i use firefox, i still
cant view my emails!!! WHAT THE SHITT?!?!?!
Omg whats wrong with my life man.

Watch this. Slug sex. HAHAHAHA
They do it in mid-air, and its beautiful.
And in case u are wondering, i do not haf fetishes for
animal sex. lol. They can form a blue flower-like
shape with their parts. Oooo

I just woke up. and its 7.20am. Yeah trying
to force myself to wake up early, because I've been sleeping
early.
And yesterday i woke up at aroud 12pm!
Thats because my family and I decided to go JB on friday night,
my bro wants to fill up his petrol, while my mum wanted to do some
shopping.
Before we headed back, we went to eat at this place called "singgah selalu"
which means, "visit always" lol. Yeah, ate at around 3am. lol so unhealthy,
and i ate grilled chicken chop! It taste great, better than Singapore's malay
western food. And the place played clubbing-like music lol, remixes and
all.

Okays, Im done with crisis core. And the ending is touching and sad. the
gameplay for the last parts really helps to bring out the sadness in the
ending. And the credits played nice and sad music too, u dont mind waiting
for the credits to finish, and u cant skip the credits. I love games/story
where the main character dies, not the typical main character saves the
day and make out with the girl he safes.

and now Im Playing Secret Agent Clank!! Lol. Game quite fun. And there's
rhythm minigame too. 1 of it quite sadistic and funny. Clank dances with a
female robot, if u get the rhythm right, Other robots will hit her instead of
u. stuff like getting hammered on the head, dipping her head into acid, and
stuff. and shes still alive! lol.

And im downloading psX games. ps1 games that can play on psp. Im
downloading FF7 and Digimon world 2. LOL