Ashlee simpson

WHOOO HOOO OOO! Been watching Alot of live performances on youtube. Just to release stress. The best live performance to me is christina aguilera. Lol can't believe Hilary Duff lip-synched. Kk these videos are based on Ashlee Simpson's lip-synching shit. It happens like few years ago. Hey must watch hor. These videos are quite short. If no time just watch the last 1 only.Dont forgot to pause my imeem

This is what actually happens. LOL I thk my cousins(chimpanzees) dance way better than her. She cant sing, she cant dance, I don thk she can even gif a shit. Her band is Cool though, they were like smiling and enjoying. LOL.


This is the parody of it by MadTV. LOL!


Her actual live performance. Sucks to the hell! only 30secs though. She's 'ahh ahh ahh' like somebody screwing her like that. retardedness. I find her kinda cute in this video though.LOL. Listen carefully. The crowd are not cheering, they are booing.

must rush stupio project n pottyfolio!

K, lets talk about my workload
-Noppakao said my work sure fail, because my research is not so good.
-really fall behind time, Rushed the 10 thumbnails last tuesday and wednesday and thursday.
-she's ok with my thumbnails, she likes my 2nd last thumbnails. She ask me to choose 1 of them for the final artwork. Approved yesterday.
-Shown her my final concept just now. her only comment was make my hamsters bigger. So dat means quite good oredy.
-weekends do colour test n roughs, and also the a4 final artwork(gray scale) then monday show her for approval. Then can do the final colour artwork!
- Still got portfolio. Sianz need to do at least 10 artpiece. N i did only 2. Die oredy.
- Sat do 2, sun do 2, mon to thurs each day do 1. then done with 10! If got time i do more.
-Oh ya, must work more on my research. Then she will surely be impressed and make me get distinction and the the top student! Lol 'obese hope' man...
- Friday, deadline and presentation day! Yeah! Gonna use my charm once again!


K, just now went to Watson. My mum ask me to buy shampoo. LOL. Then as I was paying, I saw this True Singaporean! So bloody kiasu.

True Singaporean - Here, look at this. ( showing watz inside a packet of fisherman's friend)

Watson manager - Oh.

True Singaporean - I bought 4 packets yesterday from here. Then 1 of the packets..... U take a look lah! (Showing the contents of that packet again) I want to change for a new packet!

Watson manager - I'm sorry. But u know, it can't really be our fault, it is the fisherman's friend company's fault. They may accidentally gaf out the rejected packet.

True Singaporean - ( She huffed, then look around the shop with a fugly angry face.) I don't care. I want you to do something about this. I want to change for something else!

Lol. then i walk off, because i paid wat i wanna buy liao. Just 1 packet, wanna make a fuss. Super kiasu to the maximum. Then that manager also, come on lah, customers are always right(shit I'm bluffing).

WTH?

WTH?! This is Bill Gate's reception room. Dammit man... Im so jealous.




Lol. some pic i found on the internet.

surgery

OMG!!!!

I watched this documentary show on TV1, malaysia channel. Sick man! They show this surgery. Gross man! Its like they make a big hole on the stomach of a female. n the hole is damn big! like the size of that little plate we put under those coffee cups. Ah u get wat i mean. They cut, they vacuum, they remove, they stitch.. wahhhhh...
Oh btw, they( the surgeons) were trying to remove this tumour in this female's womb. n the tumour is huge lah. Wahhh...
I will never me a doctor or a surgeon man. veterinarian maybe. but thats not my dream job.
K gonna do my studio project shit. slack too much, need to catchup.

Ohya, i looked at my friendtest thing. 45views, but only 8 people did it. ya 8, not 9. LOL. Izit too hard? That test is not meant for people to get full marks. I create that test just to lame around.

Indonesia dramas

I've watched quite a number of Indonesia drama. Ya on Suria channel. Suria channel is damn cheapskate man... There's not much local malay shows, so they keep buying indonesia and malaysia's shows and dramas. N u noe wat? Suria channel keep repeating their local shows man. They can even play this certain show dat is like 10yrs old already for like 5times? I prefer watching channel8, there's alot of local dramas. But this few months never watch already. Too busy to follow up all of the episodes.
Back to indonesia's drama. U noe watz typical of indonesia dramas?All of Indonesia dramas( maybe most of them) is about sadistic people, the poor fall in love with the rich and rich's parents don accept their love, love triangle, and beautiful good looking people. So bloody typical.
Sadistic? There's sure a character who would do anything just to ruin a certain person or fight for their eye candies. So retarded.
N ya, they got rilly good looking actors and actresses. U should try watching an episode man. Most of the girls are hot. males are good looking too. I watched this preview malay channel on cable. OMG lah, this lady is damn hot lah, her sexy looking hair, her face, her black dress n stuffs. N she's the sadistic character in that drama.
K watever. Indonesia dramas can make a person to suffer high blood pressure, stress, or watever. Its like when u watch u feel like killing those sadistic people. N 1 thing good about indonesia drama is dat they got this addictive feel, when u watch an episode, u feel like u wanna continue n watch the rest. Its like u rilly wanna noe wat happen episode to episode.

Alone....

Went to skool at 7.30am. Then wait till 8am for some1 to arrive. But that guy ah, never arrive sia. LOL. So I go com lab's printing room, and use my laptop there and draw thumbnails for studio project., alone. Do afew only, then I start to play with Richie and Lokher( my voodoo doll)


I was alone, so they cheer me up.


Look at Richie! So cute! Looking at him make me happy.


Lokher was asking me to chill and play games 1st. Btw dats not his armpit hair.
And the blue sword, I made it wan, during DnT when im in sec2.


Richie is happy! Bcoz he saw me smiling when I play Marvel vs capcom!


Lokher stabbed Richie bcoz Richie was acting cute!



Printing room. Ya, blurry. my hp n I suck. All waiting for their printed stuffs.
Those are all female. got like 15 of them, some of them not in the photo.
I was the only guy in the printing room. Lol. Btw the printer screw up, thats y all wait there for miracle.

Kk, continue wif my post. rite. Stay at printing room from 8.15am to 11.40am. Jiesheng came at 11am. Then go buy some food and go c Noppakao or watever shit she is called. Omg lah. Her speech ah... its exactly the same as the briefing she gaf to grp 9 yesterday. WTH? I bet she rehearh. She used the same phrases n words, wif her filipino accent. She talk for abt 10mins only, then we can go oredy. WTH? Go to skool just to listen to her 10mins briefing?!
Stay in skool wif Fi, Js n wil. Help Fi connect his laptop to skool internet, but cannot work. Then I played mame, watch Fi play NFS, MAME, and WARCRAFT, then some part I take a nap, bcoz I got a cold, so irritating.




In the bus, took this picture. C dat old man? So pitiful man. He cant walk properly. He keep dragging his right foot. N his steps are like 5cm per step. He was carrying a packet of food n drink in his hand. Damn why his family never help him sia? Vry sad lah. I can see he is in pain. I nvr took his pront view bcoz the bus was moving.

Lol, I thk today's post is abit gay.

Hallucinogen

WATCH THIS! VRY COOL! TRUST ME! I GOT GOOD TASTE! Don worry, its not a prank, nothing scary will pop up. trust me on this. SERIOUS! Go watch man. When they say look away, look at other things, not your com screen. Be sure to watch the video in my prev post too. Its damn cool!

Tekka Rap!

HAHAHAHAHA!

Lets talk about drinks I had today.
7.30am - Hot milo. Mum made 1. I like mine better.
1pm - Sprite. With Mcspicy meal. Love sprite.
5pm - Peppermint ice blended with pearls. The peppermint flavour damn strong. shiok. Just dat its irritating drinking, bcoz its ice blended. Oh I buy near my house de. Not skool. If skool I prefer smoothie.
5.30pm - Lemon+peach fruit juice packet drink. Taste strange. But I still like it.
8pm - White coffee with Almond. Wahh love it man! N its instant. Lol. N i cant make good coffee. But my Milo rocks!

Lol. I might be drinking another Milo soon. Note, there's no plain water today. Lol. Wat the shit man. I thk im dying oredy. K, later drink plain water.

I cried today! Cried due to crazy laughter!!! HAHA! Laugh like mad in the library. Alrite, 1st hear some national day songs on leon's lappy. Then he told me to go www.ndp.org.sg to download. Go there, I download quite a number of songs, and I also download Munnaeru vaalibaa and also this indian song caled ''Tekka rap''! LOL! THAT TEKKA RAP damn retardedly funny lah! Tek tekke tek tekke Tekka rap! LOL laugh like mad because of the song.

Suppose to go skool to do assignment, but slack whole day lah! At least JS and Leon start oredy. Then play this arcade game wif leon on Leon's lappy in the library. Lol damn funny lah the game, forgot the title.

Went to eat mac, then roam ard Blk L lvl 5 and Blk M lvl4. We roam just to find 2plugs and a place to seat for the 3 of us. Then in the end went to Codid's classroom. JS use the mac com. lol. Then in there also laugh like mad lah! Lol Jiesheng, I cant believe it can produce a very loud sound when u drop the wastepaper basket. Lucky SOMEONE never ''who's dat behind there?''

I was walking behind this mother and her 2 cute children, a boy and a girl, when walking home from hougang interchange. Boy said '' U noe wat? I want to go to America.'' Mum replied '' America? Then let me ask u spelling 1st. How to spell ADVENTURE.'' Then the boy start to spell. Lol, cute sia. He got it correct. He's like 5 or 6yrs old I thk. Wait, kinderkarten got test difficult word 1 meh?

Optical Illusion

Must watch! Cool stuff! The last part of the video is the BEST!Jesus! The rest some are boring. I'll upload more on optical illusion soon. If u all cant wait go search urself in youtube

fri,sat,sun

FRIDAY
8am so-called lecture. It's actually presentation. 2 peeps from each group need to present their now and then drawings. Ahah quite lucky Im not pro in drawing, if not need to present.
There's this girl who fell down butt-first from like 3-steps of stairs. I tried my best not to laugh. But when I saw Leon and Fidelis laughing, I oso burst out laughing. Even now as Im typing, Im laughing. Ahah looks like I'm sadistic.
There's this 24yr old malay dude who present. LOL. The best presentation for me man! He was talking crap and nonsense, damn entertaining and funny man. He's drawing very sick. He go and draw dead fish head, and also fish head got smashed with hammer. LOL. He also tell us to break the drawing rules set my the lame drawing teachers.
Do finish VisualAudio assg. It screwed up. Lol. But I haf confidence in passing, and aiming for a B+. Sorry Js. I bet our CD cover owns, and our video is so retarded and funny! Too bad cant post it online. Skinny loser(a human btw) said ''woof woof woof woof!'' It means get lost U pervert Gay! Aha we didn do voice-over, so put animal voices instead, with subtitles. lol.
Bahkta still on MC. damn him. So slack. I wanna noe my results for DESFD!!! get well soon man. Singapore got good medicine. Don go back to India just to take traditional medicine.
THEN I SAW AUNTIE DORIS WITH BRIGHT BLAZING RED HAIR! OMG! GOD PLEASE GUIDE HER TO THE CORRECT PATH!
Oh, DAD's birthday today. At night went to eat at this restaurant. My bro treat 1. Total cost was abt $130 I thk. LOL.

SATURDAY
Went to Leon's house with Wil, aida and HongHui. Suppose to meet at 10am, and I came at 10.40am!! OMG. So sorry guys. Im normally pro-active, always come before time.
I was late bcoz yesterday slept late, like 2 to3am. then on aircon, so shiok lah. And I underestimate the time to get to Bukitbatok MRT station.
Leon's house, WAH! So many hamsters! Hamster paradise! And his Arowana and turtle, WAH! damn big!
Went home then sleep, bcoz got slight headache.
Woke up, stoned for quite some time, then watch TV. watch The Ring. Its been awhile since I spent afew hrs watching TV man. Alrite, the show, bloody boring. Although its boring, while watching I sort of giggle afew times, bcoz I was thking of Scary movie3, a parody of the ring. LOL. The ring, not funny, not scary, stupid show.

SUNDAY
Lol, got flu! So sad man. Planning to do hmwk, but no mood. Damn irritating lah, keep sneezing, mucus keep flowing... Eat panadol then sleep. Wake up, stoned again. Watch TV. Then I surf the net. Nothing to do, I go youtube and look for optical illusion. Damn cool lah. I post it later or other days. Its so freaky,I saw Jesus in my room! Lol! Freaky.

Ahh damn visual audio

Lets talk about food 1st.
South canteen malay stall rocks! Yeah! The food is nice, many variety and also cheap! A pack of wedges cost only $1, while Grinning gecko sells it at $1.80. The nuggets are also damn cheap! 5 nuggets for only $1. N the nuggets taste something like macdonalds, but way better. The auntie also damn cool. She calls people 'guy'. For example '' yes guy? wat do u want? Lol sounds weird though. N the stall most of the time got long queue 1.
Koufu malay stall SUCKS! sucks man. somemore expensive. N the aunties dunno how to treat customers well. No wonder the stall most of the time empty wan.

K lame, Y am i talking abt food.
Comm Skills test just now. Ahah, ok lah the test. confident in passing, dunno can ace or not. Then went to do vastr assg. Lol, half way doin I go play Towerdefence.net. LOL. I'm still a noob in it.
Then went for Drawing 'lesson'. Go there just to collect back sketchbooks. Then can go oredy. Ahah pass Matilda Scary movie 1 to 4. LOL, I put something that is worse than virus in her external harddrive! LOL! Hope she can handle it.

Eat then do visual audio again. DO subtitles for our video.Do like from 3pm until 7.30pm man! Bloody MAC COM! DAMN LAG! BLOODY WASTE TIME! Oh then I saw a guy that look rilly like Jeremy in the mac lab. Wanna call him, but he's sitting in front and having lesson. Ah Js and me Haf a good laugh on our video! LOL! The retarded and funniest part is the YeahYeahYeahYeahYeahYeah part! LOL sick! The video will be AWESOME if we do a voiceover.

I got a new friend!

Uuuk Uuuk ARCK!!!!! (screaming wif excitement)

Yay.
I got a new friend.
I bought my friend for only $5.95.
Ahah.
That makes my new friend sounds so cheap.
Ah watever.
My new friend now guards my thumbdrive 24/7.
I need him because I always forget and left my thumbdrive in school.
Thnx buddy.
You wanna see him??


There my friend. Voodoo Doll. LOL


Oooo reunion!!! those 2 at the sides are my old voodoo dolls.
They are considered half dead. People keep pulling its key chain
until it came off. The red 1 is under critical state. Look.
the strings got detached. N both of them quite dusty.
The red 1 suppose to carry a devil's fork. But I lost it.




THere, my friend with my thumbdrive. Damn.
He act emo, just because I ask him to look after my thumbdrive.

Voodoo dolls are luck charms. The new 1 is love charm. Nah I bought them not because of their lame luck thing. Its because I find the voodoo dolls cute and cool. And that new 1, its actually taller. Its a diferent version. And there's actually a small voodoo version! Its like half the size. And u noe wat? its more expensive. Lol.

FLAG DAY
Today u can see flag day people wearing pink roam around asking for donation. They are like everywhere. About 5of them ask me to donate. Even when I'm walking fast because im quite late for school they oso ask me. So despo and inconsiderate. N U noe wat? Outside hougang mall, there's always this blind old man who plays music for donation. Then these jerks in pink also stand around that blind man. N they got most of the DONATION! THEY keep going after people for donation, then that poor old man got no attention. DAMN IT MAN... And I donated to 1 of the pink jerks while waiting for my bus! and not the old man!

ALONE

Ahah, just got back from Sk's house like 30mins ago. Thon at his house wif peck n kenneth. Yester went to watch 'ALone' with them and janson. Ahah long time never see them. always ps them, lol. Ahah Alone,Good shocking show. Shock me afew times. But not dat scary I thk. Damn bloody show. Soo sadistic 1! They made 2 dogs die, and also a hamster. Damn damn cruelty. I thk its fake, but looks so real. Sick!
Oh, I wasnt having a full enjoyable moment when watching the movie. Y? bcoz of this DAMN jerk who's sitting beside me! Btw its not u SK. Damn guy, make noise abit oso cannot! I talk abit to Sk, then the jerk talk to me softly. Saying wat? I do not noe, dont even understand a shit! But I noe he wans us to quiet.DAMN HIM! Then I open sweet wrapper oso cannot, he made a sound to show irritatingness. BLOODY TUT! How abt the noise u made while eating chocolate?! Then when the audience laugh when it wans to come to the scary part,he was like look behind, evrywhere, trying to show dat he wans evry1 to quiet so dat he can concentrate on the show.DAMN HIM!Oh srry Sk, for like pushing your leg abit when u r talking to ken. Bcoz when u r talking, the damn shit was whispering shit to me again, like asking you 2 to quiet. I wanted to tell that shit that he's disturbing me, but his face shows dat his just a shit that wont negotiate.

Ah heck. I must compliment u(the shit) that u r still cool n relaxed during the scary part. Nah I believe its either he close his eyes or he watch the show many times already until quite immune. N u noe wat? He watch 'Alone' alone! OMG bloody loner man. Ahh damn, why am I talking soo much about a SHIT? Pardon me if my words r too harsh.

SPOILER ALERT!K lets talk abt the movie. Ya, sadistic towards animals. N the scary parts are all predictable. quite boring. But the most shocking part is the bathtub thing. LOL I noe something scary will happen, but that sacry part was not I predict to be. Its like the girl blink her eyes. then she close for awhile.Wat i predict is dat She open her eyes then see the damn ghost. But not! The ghost suddenly grabbed her from below her n that part jolted me the most! LOl. And the show is just like other scary shows. the scary part and the ghost looks like the ghost in 'Shutter'. N the movie oso is about siamese twin and the house burn down in the end, just like 'House of wax'. But heck. I had fun.K, im gonna work on my monkey:feeling. Cya.

Watch this.

Watch this video. Cool dances. Im not tired of hearing the song and watching all of her performance, although this song was a hit last year. Btw, she lip-synch. lol. She's some Indonesian singer/actress. Her name? Agnes Monica. She's titled Indonesian's britney spears.

Hey Got fren test!

HEYHEYHEY!

Go and do the my friendtest thing! Those reading this must DO! Just do it if U think its hard or something. Btw if u cant find it, its at the left side of my blog. Go scroll up or down if u cant find it. Dont worry about failing, because some of the qns is only I noe the answers. So u need luck wan. Dont just view the questions but never do. Haha
K, add another song into my playlist. Ahah, Your guardian angel by The red jumpsuit apparatus! Acoustic version though. Not really nice. I can't find the original. Ah nemind I got the original song oredy. if u miss the naked mole rap tell me.

2day... Ah dammit. LOL. Sure fail Visual Audio test man.. Oh man oh man... No confidence, N I never copied this much before during a test. LOL. Thnx to evry1 around me, and to those who provide answer to people around me.
Drawing lesson was fun. Presentation. Very fun presentation. Its like not formal at all. After presentation, all talk crap, including Little mermaid. talk about ghost lah.
N for today's drawing lesson, the word ''basically'' is like 1 of the most basic words we use. I feel quite bad... making fun at him directly. I hope he dont understand wat im trying to say,.

oh.................................................................

Just when Im feeling relaxed because most of our assignment has ended. . . I found out something... A rilly bad news. Man... Watz happening to our group? There's so many chaos...

K, I noe I shouldnt interfere with other people's problem. Im sorry for that. I dunno rilly get watz the real problem or anything aite. But come on. Dont make that problem affect your lifes. Dont take it seriously man. Just chill. Don't be too sensitive... I too, believe in karma. We should not make sins just because other please do or say something bad about u. If u don't like anything, say it. Dont just do anything that people ask when u dont like it.Its harsh, doing something good when its self-damaging. So think b4 taking actions. Inconsiderate people r just too much.
Lol, i don even noe wat im saying. ah heck. just dont bother those stuffs and move on... Do your best, prove to others that u r no pushover. Just dont take other people's comment so seriously. Dont let a jerk change your life. But in a positive way.. y not.

Ahhh k stop now. I just wanna express wat i feel. Im rilly bad at giving advice. Im srry if my noseyness might hurt any1. but come on, its like an open door man... lol. To evry1, just do your best, dont take negetive comments to seriously. N to U, hopefully u realised wat u did. Hope u rilly mean it when u say srry. K all the best to evry1.