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I just feel like learning more on the stupid
demonic idiotic shit on the earth, which is the cockroach.
So I wiki wiki to find infos. wiki wiki. And u must say wiki
wiki and jiggle your hands at the same time.

- Cockroaches can adapt itself to many different kinds of
environment, but mainly warm condition. LIKE S'PORE!!!
So u got a chance to come across with the stupid demon almost
anywhere on s'pore! Ohhh my god!!!

-Roaches some can breathe through their muscles!!! Wthh so bloody
unfair lah. Their muscle contract rymthmically, causing air to
diffuse in and out. So probably they can still live even they choked
on my food. Evil monster.

-cockroach can survive complete decapitation for up to several weeks
before dying of starvation or dehydration. I copy pasted this. So
freaking frustrating lah, they should just die. Or they shld spend
that several weeks to repent, and tell his fellow demon friends to
stop irritating humans.

-Female roaches can produce 8 egg cases in their lifetime, and each
egg case consist of around 40eggs. And some roach bitches just haf to
mate once, and the sperms in them can last forever, they can pruduce
several egg cases just by mating once. BLOODY HELL!!! Roaches shld
know that they are having over-population crisis. Well they are dumb
creatures, they dont know a thing abt birth control.

-Roaches can grow up to 9cm long!!!! Like the length of an adult's
middle finger!!!

-Roaches are very hardy. Some can survive for month without food,
and can live 45mins without air. DAMN IT man. Soo not fair.

-They haf better radiation resistant than human. So if humans
got involves in a nuclear war, roaches might still survive and
dominate and rule the world!!! OHMG!!! Seriously, why are they so
strong!!! Oh i forgot, they are demons.

-This is the only fact that i like. Most roaches are afraid of
the light!!! Ahahaha! And this fact proves that they are demons!!
Roaches are all mighty, but they are cowards!!

I cant imagine if cockroaches are the same size as us. They confirm
are 100times stronger than us. Their body might be bullet proof too.
And if roaches that small can crawl so fast, if its the same size as
us, it can probably beat the bullet train's speed.
Seriously, go and die already.