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Okay, im gonna tell u guys a story.
And im gonna remove this post in a few days time.

There was once a guy call Jacques Nuo Jompoh.
He's as retarded as as his name. He's just a
boy confused. Seriously confused.
He is so confused, that he didn't know what's
bad from good, and whether he loves man or
woman. He was in a dilemma, trying to find out
who he really am.
After experiencing lots of agony during the process,
He developed an Alter Ego.
1 evil and gay, the other is good and, i dunno. Might
be gay too since they share the same body and touch
themselves. But at least he's good.

But Jacques Nuo Jompoh didnt want this to happen, as in,
he wants only his single self, not 2 different minds. Well,
that's because he's selfish and a bitch. And that comes from
the bad alter ego, the good 1 has nothing to do with this.
Both alter Egos ideas always clash. SO they are pissed at each
other.
Good alter ego couldn stand it and wish to watever god he worship
to let him out from his vessell, and haf a new body.
BUT!!! Evil alter Ego doesnt want that to happen, because he
wont feel the pleasure of touching himself, as if he's touching
somebody else.

Since good alter Ego is, erm, Good, His god decided to grant him
his wish. So he's out of Jacques nuo Jompoh body, and has a body of
his own!! Good alter Ego takes advantage of god and wishes for a new
name. So God being God, grant him a new name.
God decided to call him Jacques Frety, because the good alter ego likes
to fret about the other alter ego. God says "I know Frety sounds so
unglam, but it will remind u of your roots, where you come from."

So Jacques Frety is born!!! He do good deeds by helping many people,
always so patient and kind. God must be proud of him. Okay what happen
to the other alter Ego??


The other alter Ego remains in Jacques Nuo Jompoh body. He's depressed.
He's dark and lonely. Somewhere in a Paedogalaxy, Satan, the paedophilic
gay Demon, witness the Emoing Jacques. That causes him to get sexually
aroused and excited. So he visit him.
Satan goes "Hey gorgeous!!! Omg Omg Omg! U look so totally cute, like,so
so so adorable. So yummy! Awww come on, don't be sad. Look at me, Im so
totally hot right now, like Bam! Hey look at me! Im gorgeous right?
Okay come on, u wanna have some fun with me? Gimme a warm sexy hug,
I'll take u to my never ending fun galaxy."

Erm, yeah. Jacques followed him. And he wans a new name too! So bloody
extra lah. Satan looks in his "suitable demon's name" book, and decided
to call him Jacques Descambeult. But theres no official correct spelling to
that, because its too hard to remember.Nevertheless, evil jacques still
likes it, because the name sounds so Demonic.
He's reborned, and he's gayer than before! And since he likes guys, he thinks
its okay to act-cute. Gross.Unfortunately(for us) Satan got tired of him
and decided to throw him onto earth.

Unfortunately again,for us, he landed in DMD. OMG lah!! Frety's god saw this
coming, and send Frety to DMD too, via SBS bus. Not that God is stingy, its
just that he wants Frety to remain humble and low-profile. So nice rite?

Kk, its time for me to appear in this story.
I see Frety almost everyweek. He's such a nice guy, always smiling, always
helping when he knows we need help, although we never call for him. And just
now, he was very nice to me, helping with Shake program, and also
collecting my assignment.

i saw jacques Deshambeult too almost everyweek! But lucky today never see him.
But he freaking pissed me off! he sent an email, asking every1 to show our
SP4 timing reel on Monday, and also have character modelling done. And theres
test!!! And its a complete fail if we never go for the monday class ad take the
test!!! So bitchy rite?


OKAY, this story is just fiction. Names are just pure coincidence LOL, and is
not referring to any1. Again, LOL. No harm is intended to any1. but, I thk
this story kinda makes sense. Really. 1 last Big LOL!!!!
But ya, the stupid email piss me off. But at least it gaf me an inspiration
to write a story on my blog.
btw, grammar and vocab doesn come to my mind when i typed the story.