Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Okays, today's post won't be about my boring life and shit like that.
DEMONS
I'm gonna talk about this. Today's topic is about Demons. Demons come in
different kind of forms. The 1 at the top is 1 of them. They are called, ChiHuaHua.
Look at the top picture carefully. Looks are very disceiving. Yeah whatever, it looks
cute, but it's actually full of DARKNESS. Just take a look at their eyes for an instant.
Its super Huge, and u can bet there's high level black magic in it. Ohya, don't stare
at it for too long, just a reminder.
They are just horrible creatures, if you think they are cute, I'm afraid the black magic
has got into you. You are corrupted.
Even their name sounds Demonic. Come on, ChiHuahua? Super evil with a sugarcoat
kind of name. Chi is because they got lots of energy in them. HuaHua is just the sound
that they make. So retarded but the evil society finds HuaHua a badass name..

Let's talk about their rank. Okay, some Demons have horns. And the larger the horns,
the higher their DEMON RANKS are. Well, those without horns are just losers and
rejects. Some of those rejects transform into Bimbotic Blonde girls. Okay back to the horns.
When Demons transform into dogs, their horns will form the ears.
So their ears can tell their superiority too.
AND you don't wanna mess with the ChiHuaHuas, because they are 1 of the higher
ranking Demons, that explains the huge ugly ears. And their big eyes too.

LEt's talk about their attitude. Ouhh boy, the 1 above is just soo Ugly and Demonic.
It's releasing it's inner Demon. "Being naturally territorial and protective, Chihuahuas can be easily provoked to attack" Quote from wiki wiki. Well, that's how Demons behave. Score!
Another point to prove they are Demonic. So yeahh, they are smart, acting all innocent and
cute, when they can just go Rage mode in a split second, and before you know it, u lost a
ear.
Uh huh, they will bite off your ears, because they find other beings with ears are a threat
to them, and they always wanna be the best of all. Tsk.

This is their Mafia Boss. African American race. Yeahh a Niger some might say.
Just look at that swagga, the posing, the bling, the fierce attitude. They are the
mastermind. Most of the time they brainwash retarded, idiotic but filthy rich
female blondes, so that those bimbos will treat them as a pet.
Those bimbo will act as their owner, but actually, they are just slaves!!!
And 1 of the bimbos is PARIS HILTON. Ouhh, Paris Hilton might be those rejected Demon
without horns, that I talk about earlier too. Btw Those mafia Chihuahuas will use
those bimbo's money to devise a plan and create and incredible machine to wipe out
us Humans. Seriously, damn sad lah.


ALRIGHT this I think is freaking cute. Its super hairy and huggable. But like what
I said, their looks are very disceiving. These Hairy ones are the assassins, the
SILENT KILLER. The most dangerous breed of Chihuahua Demons. Look at that
face, scary... Most probably it spotted it's next target to kill.
They are super strong. They have lots of Chi in their body, so they have to excrete it
out of their body, in the process, those CHI solidifies and form FUR. Its stupid but
it makes sense rite?
They are very proud creatures too. Look at the tail above. ChiHuaHua likes to curl up
their tail, to show that they are mighty. Another purpose of these is also because it's
getting ready their aerial shot. They can shoot bullets of smelly Pedigree poo from their
back holes. How deadly is that.

So people, beware of these deadly Demon. They are just monstrous, in a cute little shell.
Here's a tip on what to do if you bump into them.
Give them food. Lots of it. It must be sweet too. Chihuahuas are prone to lots of diseases
such as Diabetes too. It can really put their lifes in grave dancer and make it die quickly.
Another way is to just knock their skulls. Chihuahuas tend to have incomplete skull,
and 1 part of it is soft, so its vulnerable.
Another way to to just sprinkle salt, garlic, sand or whatever shit that can cause irritation,
to their eyes. You will never miss because their eyes is too big for you to miss. Their eyes
are very sensitive, To that method can completely blind them.
Hopefully that helps.
OKAY SO SORRY TO CHIHUAHUA LOVERS. BUT I REALLY DON"T LIKE THEM,
and I REALLY THINK THAT THEY LOOK BLOODY DEMONIC LOL.
BUT I REALLY DO LOVE ANIMALS, AND DOGS, PARTICULARLY POMERANIANS.
POMERANIANS ARE WAYYY CUTER THAN THOSE DEMONS.
Thanks to wikipedia for some infos and the images too.

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